“State of Nature
Words are the counters of wise men,
And the money of fools.
No arts; no letters; no society;
And the worst of all,
Continual fear and danger of violent
death;
And the life of man solitary,
Poor, nasty, brutish, and short
where life becomes survival of the
fittest”
THOMAS HOBBES
April 5, 1588 – December 4, 1679
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Lazy, Lazy – Double Honours: My
New Title
In the global convocation,
My new title receive
Historic milestone this,
In double honours regalia-ed
Global co-conspirators congregated
First world slave masters
Generations and countries wasters
In back-handed applause clap
With condensed aplomb,
My President me condemns,
With a finality
Inspiring death unto all unborn:
Lazy Nigerian youth!
Concurs
His second in command laps
National leader of Africa’s greatest party
Self-anointed guardian of our commonwealth
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On us both confer
Their nation’s greatest asset
Accolade none other
Ever decorated its people with
Lazy, Lazy Nigerian youth!
Lazy me
Strength must gather
To collect my N50
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change
Afore the shop shuts
With my last N100,
I can a ‘dinner’ create
Like my brethren
Wallowers beneath the poverty line
We,
Who by hard labour in diligence,
Have our nation a global capital made -
World’s Poverty Capital
You,
Lazy fools leading
All these six decades and more
On your behalf labouring,
We, our old age, enjoyment impossible
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Why?
You cannot yourself care
Talk less of our dear nation
The global poverty capital!
Lazy youth, y’all, lazy, lazy, lazy…
Lazy youth, y’all, lazy, lazy, lazy…
Lazy youth, y’all, lazy, lazy, lazy…
(repeat ad nauseam)
We Are The World’s Poverty
Capital!
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Today, Nigeria is the “poverty capital of
the world.”
Unable to change its current trajectory,
It will soon home 110 million.
Living in extreme poverty by Year 2030.
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April 19, 2018
Buhari Criticizes Nigerian Youth
As Lazy, Uneducated
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P
resident Muhammadu Buhari on Wednesday
criticized the attitude of some Nigerian youth,
saying they were only hustling to get on the gravy
train
“More than 60 per cent of the population is below 30, a
lot of them haven’t been to school and they are claiming
that Nigeria is an oil producing country, therefore, they
should sit and do nothing, and get housing, healthcare,
education free,” Mr. Buhari was quoted as saying by The
Cable during a panel appearance with world leaders at the
Commonwealth Business Forum in London
The President’s comment adds to an earlier one he made
criticizing Nigerian youth. During a February 2016
interview with UK Telegraph, Mr. Buhari said some
Nigerians in the UK, mostly youth, are disposed to
criminality and should not be granted asylum there. He
was fiercely criticized for the comment, with many saying
it failed to convey the reality of Nigerian youth’s exploits
Early this year, an analysis by Rice University in the U.S.
showed that Nigerian youth are the most educated of all
migrants in the country. The institution credited the
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finding to a culture of relentless drive for education
amongst Nigerians
Only on Tuesday, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo was in
Lagos to meet young innovators at Andela and the larger
tech community in Yaba. The hub is driven by young
innovators and entrepreneurs and is widely seen as a
manifestation of their entrepreneur zeal
Mr. Osinbajo had also witnessed Nigerian youth’ quest
for gainful employment in the way they embraced the
administration’s N-power programme which paid as low
as N30,00028 a month for teaching jobs
Presidential spokespersons Femi Adesina and Garba
Shehu did not respond to Premium Times’ requests for
their comments about whether the president was aware
of Mr. Osinbajo’s efforts and the statistics by foreign
institutions on young Nigerians
Several commentators online slammed the president for
his latest remarks while others defended him
“Buhari has lived off Nigeria his entire life. His son was
treated for an accident thousands of Nigerians die from
yearly at Nigeria’s expense. Yet, he sits and insults
millions of Nigerians who have had the misfortune of
not being born into the “right” families. It is sad,” said
BiLola Kazeem, a sports marketer and political
commentator, in a Twitter update Wednesday
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“Serious question – has Buhari, in his adult life, ever been
able to live without government income?” another
Twitter user, Feyi Fawehinmi, said Wednesday night,
adding that there is little evidence to show that the
president earns money from his livestock farm in his
hometown of Daura
Some of the president’s supporters, however, pushed
back against the criticism, with many saying the
president’s observations reflected his well-known
personality as a blunt leader
The supporters said the president only reechoed
Nigeria’s abysmal education and employment situation,
which had long been in public domain
In the affirmative, I think he’s giving a graphic picture of
what’s going on and asking the right audience to come
in,” said Ayo Akanji, one of the vocal supporters of the
president online
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May 2, 2018
What I Meant Describing
Nigerian Youth As Lazy – Buhari
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P
resident Muhammadu Buhari has offered further
explanation for his take-down of Nigerian youth
while speaking at a forum in London last month
The president described Nigerian youth as lazy elements
of the society who sit back, do nothing and expect the
riches of oil wealth to touch them
“More than 60 per cent of the population is below 30, a
lot of them haven’t been to school and they are claiming
that Nigeria is an oil producing country, therefore, they
should sit and do nothing, and get housing, healthcare,
education free,” Mr. Buhari was quoted as saying by The
Cable during an April 19 panel appearance with world
leaders at the Commonwealth Business Forum in
London.
The comment sparked nationwide anger and a flurry of
protests sprang up on social media under several
campaign tags, including ‘LazyNigerianYouth’
The presidency later explained that Mr. Buhari meant ‘a
lot of’ and not all Nigerian youth
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In a recent interview with the Voice of America, which is
part of his trip to the United States, the president gave
what he believed was a clarification of his earlier
comments
He was asked by the interviewer to explain what he meant
by his previous statement on Nigerian youth
In response, Mr. Buhari said, “You know they say we are
over 180 to 200 million people in Nigeria and 60 per cent
are youth below the age of 30
“In the North, for instance, most have not attended
school or they abandoned halfway. If not because we had
favourable rainfall in the past two seasons; most of them
have no job, just idling away
“People like them, even if they go to the South, for
instance, what they will make will not be enough to even
pay their rent not to talk of feeding, clothing and
transport back home,” the president said
He added that the media might have caused the uproar
generated by his initial comments and went on to say
what his government had been grappling with
“That has not been explained enough and you know the
media, especially the print, are simply doing whatever
they like. We had two successful farming seasons, people
went to farm and did very well, but no one is talking
about that; only insults
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“That is why the Minister of Information, Lai
Mohammed, had to respond to the letter of insults by
Mr. Obasanjo. We spoke about it and I asked him not to
respond but he refused and said he will just respond by
stating the situation we met the country, where it is now
and what was done in between and the monies we are
getting,” Mr. Buhari said
The president repeated one of his controversial talking
points that oil sold at an average $100 a barrel for the 16-
year rule of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP).
Premium Times examined the claim here last October and
found that it was inaccurate. The president’s claim that
he met “nothing” in the federal treasury when he
assumed office was also debunked in that article
“Recently, I had to come out and state that from 1999 to
2014, anyone who carries out a study here in America or
Europe or India will know that we were producing 2.2
million barrels of crude oil daily at a price of at least $100
per barrel
“In those 16 years of PDP rule, Nigeria was getting 2.1
million x 100 dollars every day, every week, but when we
came on board, the price fell to between $37 – 38 and
hung around $40 – 50. I went to the Central Bank of
Nigeria (CBN), - the governor of CBN is here – and asked
him, how far? And he said nothing was left apart from
debts. I said, but this is what the country made? And he
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said: Yes. He knew, and I asked him, where is the money?
All gone.
“Nigerians know that there were no roads or rail lines,
there was no power, despite the billions of dollars spent.
Only God will judge this thing.” Mr. Buhari said
June 05, 2019
91.8 Million Nigerians Are
Extremely Poor, Says World
Poverty Clock
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S
ince June 2018, Four Million Nigerians Have
Joined The Poverty Club
The World Poverty Clock has revealed that 91, 885,
874 people in Nigeria now live in extreme poverty.
According to the World Bank, a person can be said to be
living in extreme poverty if they live below the poverty
line of $1.90 which translates to N693.5 per day
The new numbers seen by Sahara Reporters this
morning, June 5, 2019, make up 46.5 percent of Nigeria’s
population which is approximated at 197,686,877,
sometimes rounded up to 200,000,000
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… in June 2018, the World Poverty Clock had named
Nigeria the poverty capital of the world with statistics
showing 87 million people live in poverty. The latest
numbers indicate that since June 2018, four million
Nigerians have joined the poverty club occasioned by
factors such as unemployment, insecurity, among others.
The President Muhammadu Buhari-led administration
had rejected the June 2018 statistics which solidified
Nigeria’s position as the world poverty capital despite
world leaders such as Theresa May quoting the statistics
to talk about poverty in Nigeria
October 24, 2018
Buhari Was Right: Nigerian Youth
Are Lazy
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H
ow can over 100 million people under 40 be
looking to a 72-year-old to rescue us from an 82-
year-old? Isn’t that just non-compos mentis
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?
They chant Atikulated! Atikulated! Isn’t that how they
all chanted Sai Buhari! Sai Buhari! almost four years ago?
A few months ago, Mr. President and Commander-in
Chief, Muhammadu Buhari, shocked the world with his
submission that Nigerian youth are lazy. Social media
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“Not sane or in one’s right mind”
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went agog with the news. But today, only a few months
after, all that noise is washed ashore, and it is evident that
Buhari was right
How can over 100 million people under 40 be looking to
a 72-year-old to rescue us from an 82-year-old? Isn’t that
just non-compos mentis? They chant Atikulated!
Atikulated! Isn’t that how they all chanted Sai Buhari!
Sai Buhari! almost four years ago? Look where all that
chants and foolishness has brought all of us, yet
Nigerians still haven’t learnt from their mistakes or read
the handwriting on the wall
Twenty years is enough proof that neither old age nor
political experience is the answer to Nigeria’s
monumental challenges as is evident in the emergence of
Nigeria as the poverty-capital of the world amidst being
one of the world’s most corrupt nations, with a debt
profile of N22.4trillion while her senators and top office
holders smile to the bank with incredulous paychecks
and allowances to the slavery of the common Nigerian!
I write to say, and support Mr. President, that indeed
Nigerian youth are not just the laziest of all youth in the
world, but they are the most miserable of human beings
alive. How can we come through such a history of
colossal mismanagement of Nigerian funds and gross
disrespect of the Nigerian people by our leaders and still
have the audacity to open our mouths or carry our legs to
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support these old-recycled corrupt-stomach
infrastructure politicians?
How can 100 million Nigerian youth amongst whom we
have vibrant, competent, and able young men who can,
without any doubt, steer this nation back on course to
the greatness that she once was known for, be at the verge
of sharing their precious votes and voices among two old
retired comrades who should have nothing to do on the
corridors of power but be in their homes receiving elderly
care? “Tufiakwa” 33 Nigerian youth!
Shame on every Nigerian youth who is using their energy,
time, talent and expertise to support Atiku or Buhari.
Shame on every Nigerian youth who is foolish enough to
think that the time has come to partake of their own
portion of the national cake. Shame on every Nigerian
youth who for a paltry sum is ready to sell off his future
and that of his unborn children to people who have
absolutely no interest in the progress of this nation
Shame on you all. You are the problem of this country –
all of you who have, with your eyes wide open – decided
to foolishly continue to enjoy slavery in the hands of the
wicked-inconsiderate-selfish and greedy masters of yours
who parade themselves as politicians
This nation and her generations unborn will not forgive
you for selling off their future and for bringing untold
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hardship and handing down a nation of poverty, chaos,
and war to them
I pray, like our national anthem captures perfectly, that
God will help the youth of this nation the truth to know,
direct the noble cause of this great country, and especially
guide our leaders right so that the labours of our heroes
past will not be in vain, to the end that once again we
might have a nation that is bound in peace, unity,
progress, and prosperity. So help us God!
February 27, 2019
Buhari Wins Second Term
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President defeats Atiku by over 3.9 million votes
President Muhammadu Buhari has won his re-election
bid as he polled 15,191,847 votes to defeat his closest
rival, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar of the Peoples’ Democratic
Party in the presidential poll conducted on February 23.
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Nigerian youth lazy?
Dat na compliment o
Nigerian youth?
Docile,
Living dead!
May 26, 2022
Nigerian Youths Are Ingenious,
Creative – US
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The United States Government has hailed young
Nigerians for their originality and creativity. … “Nigerian
youth are an incredible source of ingenuity and
creativity”, the envoy (Ambassador Mary Beth
Leonard) stressed.
They Are Brilliant, Creative
– America Hails Nigerian Youths36
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Nigerian Youths Are Ingenious,
Creative – US
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Lazy Youth or Creative Youth?
Lazy Youth or Brilliant Youth?
Lazy Youth or Ingenious Youth?
USA or 9JA?
Who do we believe?
Who do we believe?
Who do we believe?
(repeat ad infinitum…)
The answer, my guy
Dey blowin' in the wind
The answer
Him dey blowin' in the wind
